Lil Nas X Yeets For A Minute In New Song

Rapper Lil Nas X has a new song, and this one is more unique than his other music because he spends half the song yeeting.

It’s a two minute song, as has become standard for young rappers these days, but what is not standard is that one of those minutes is spent yeeting.

Yeeting is one of those things which Generation Z does and no one outside of that generation fully understands, but essentially it is celebrating an accomplishment by saying yeet.

Despite the popularity of yeeting among this younger generation, there have been no major hit songs prominently featuring that word. But this could change if Lil Nas X’s new track tears up the charts.

How new is this song? Extremely new. It is so new that no radio DJ’s have heard it. It is so new that zero prominent music bloggers have considered blogging about it, since they too haven’t heard it. In fact, “Yeet For A Minute” is so new that Lil Nas X might not have even heard it.

You might ask, if the artist who performs it hasn’t heard it, is it his song? Does it even exist? The answer to that, of course, is heck yes! Heck Yes Newss will wager all its legitimate press credentials on the realness of this new Lil Nas X song. And to prove it is real, the lyrics are below.

Haters be hating they say I’m a pan flash
But I’ll stick around longer than a can rash
Y’all eat up my rhymes, my club bangers and mash
That’s why I stay fronting with no fear of backlash

I’m like DJ Khaled, all I do is win it
Is why I’ll get away with yeeting for a minute
Writing this song was easy as sin, it
Isn’t very challenging to yeet for a minute

Number one song
Yeet
For very long
Yeet
Still going strong
Yeet
Bigger than Kong Kong
Yeet
Big like a dugong
Yeet
Yeah I said dugong
Yeet
They’re sea cows I’m not wrong
Yeet
Smash like in ping pong
Yeet
They said I don’t belong
Sheeet
I proved them haters wrong
Yeet
Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeeet
Yeet
Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet
Yeet
Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet Yeet
Yeet
And now this song’s complete
Yeet

“Hannah Hamberder” Tops Countryty Charts

Countryty singer Durks Benzley has the first #1 single on the Billboardard Countryty charts with his new single “Hannah Hamberder,” about a young woman named Hannah who sells hamberders and cheezberders and MAGA fries with kerchup.

The song, which has sold seventy copies according to Sounddscan and 7 million according to Donald Trump, edged out “Covfefe” by Redneck Code and Scott Travis to claim the pole position.

Countryty songs have not sold as well as other types of music, primarily because most people cannot access this music due to the reality they are living in. But have no worriesies, the crack team at Glue News put together a solid effort and managed to uncover the lyrics to “Hannah Hamberder” so they can be appreciated by those who cannot otherwise find countryty music.

I found Cheesus when I looked into her eyes
Best believe this, her doe eyes cause me to rise
Up from my car seat, no drive-in I’m at the counter
Every meal I eat and I’m so happy I found her

She’s Hannah Hamberder
I’m grateful to have heard her
Singing as she’s slinging MAGA fries made fresh to erder
Seven miles south of the Pennsylvania berder
I’m gonna make her mine, maybe make her moan liker Myrter

She’s got sweet buns, she was bred well in Kentucky
We’ll catch up after her shift, if she’s free and I am lucky
We’ll meet up for covfefe, I’ll buy the best for Hannah
The purdiest hamberder gal from here to Texarkana

She’s Hannah Hamberder
I’m grateful to have heard her
Singing as she’s slinging MAGA fries made fresh to erder
Seven miles south of the Pennsylvania berder
I’m gonna make her mine, maybe make her moan liker Myrter

So much time lost in her eyes that I didn’t see the ring
She’s married to a man who is the hamberder king
Won’t grab her by the patty and I know that no means no
I’ll just erder one last erder and this time it is to go

She’s Hannah Hamberder
Still grateful to have heard her
Singing as she’s slinging MAGA fries made fresh to erder
Seven miles south of the Pennsylvania berder
I’ll never make her mine but I’m glad I didn’t hurt her

I’ll never make her mine but I’m glad I didn’t hurt her

Durks Benzley could not be reached for comment. Neither could Dierks Bentley.